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12 - Other Uses of Rhubarb

Rhubarb has many uses. The most common is medicinal. Rhubarb has been used in medicines and folk healing for centuries.

12.1 - Cleaning pots and pans

Use Rhubarb to clean your pots and pans (no joke!) If your pots and pans are burnt, fear not! An application of rhubarb over the afflicted area will bring back the shine in next to no time. Environmentally friendly too! 8

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Rheum palmatum

12.2 - Hair Color

This is a fairly strong dye that can create a more golden hair color for persons whose hair is blond or light brown. Simmer 3 tbsp. of rhubarb root in 2 cups of water for 15 minutes, set aside overnight, and strain. Test on a few strands to determine the effect, then pour through the hair for a rinse. 26, 39

12.3 - Insecticide

Rhubarb leaves can be used to make an effective organic insecticide for any of the leaf eating insects (cabbage caterpillars, aphids, peach and cherry slug etc). 6,15

12.3.1 - Recipe 1

So, next time you pick some rhubarb stems to eat, you can put the leaves to good use rather than just composting them (which isn't in itself such a bad use, I guess).

12.3.2 - Recipe 2

The unused spray can be kept for a day or two, but keep your kids away its still quite harmful.

12.4 - Rhubarb inspired art

12.4.1 - Paintings

James Grainger, is a British artist who specializes in oil paintings of Vicars and Morris Dancers in curious and surreal situations. Many of his paintings include rhubarb, as can be seen in the sample to the right. Be sure to visit his web page: James Grainger's Gallery

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12.4.2 - Music

The Rhubarb Tart Song

1. I want another slice of rhubarb tart.
I want another lovely slice.
I'm not disparaging the blueberry pie
But rhubarb tart is oh so very nice.
A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart!
A whatbarb tart? A rhubarb tart!
I want another slice of rhubarb tart!
2. The principles of modern philosophy
Were postulated by Descartes.
Discarding everything he wasn't certain of
He said 'I think therefore I am a rhubarb tart.'
A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart!
A Rene who? Rene Descartes!
Poor nut he thought he was a rhubarb tart!
3. Read all the existentialist philosophers,
Like Schopenhauer and Jean-Paul Sartre.
Even Martin Heidegger agrees on one thing:
Eternal happiness is rhubarb tart.
A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart!
A Jean-Paul who? A Jean-Paul Sartre!
Eternal happiness is rhubarb tart.
4. A rhubarb tart has fascinated all the poets.
Especially the immortal bard.
He caused Richard the Third to call on Bosworth Field:
'My kingdom for a slice of rhubarb tart!'
A rhubarb what? A rhubarb bard!
Immortal what? Immortal tart!
As rhymes go that is really pretty bard!

John Cleese 11

12.4.3 - Poetry

Rhubarb Limericks

Subject: Inconsequential Rhubarb Nonsense
From: "PeterW" <PeterW@lims.demon.uk>
Date: 1998/10/08
Newsgroups: alt.jokes.limericks

Rhubarb when raw is so tough
And its leaves contain poisonous stuff,
    But when cleaned and de-soiled
    Dipped in sugar and boiled
Then the stalks are quite tasty enough.

Subject: Re: Inconsequential Rhubarb Nonsense
From: "Marlene" <mlewis@missionx.com>
Date: 1998/10/12
Newsgroups: alt.jokes.limericks

Rhubarb is much better in pies
Sweet, sour and attracting flies
    It's good as gooseberry
    And tasty as cherry
Please, have a slice -- do not be shy!

 

Subject: Re: Inconsequential Rhubarb Nonsense
From: SCSaint@pacbell.net
Date: 1998/10/12
Newsgroups: alt.jokes.limericks

We would just wipe it off and chew
Then watch each other's mouth go askew
    So sour yet so good
    That was in my boyhood
Things were tastier circa 1942.

 

Subject: Re: Inconsequential Rhubarb Nonsense
From: tuttagioia@aol.com  (TuttaGioia)
Date: 1998/10/09
Newsgroups: alt.jokes.limericks

"Your rhubarb, I've noticed it grows
By the outhouse where everyone goes!"
    Grandad said, "Lad,
    It isn't so bad...
They're family! Just people we knows!"

12.5 - CFC control

The January 19 issue of SCIENCE Magazine reported that scientists have discovered a way to convert environmentally damaging chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs) such as Freon into four harmless components: sodium chloride (table salt), sodium fluoride (an ingredient used in toothpaste), carbon, and carbon dioxide. CFCs have been historically hard to destroy, because they are relatively inert. Professor Robert Crabtree and graduate student Juan Burdeniuc used sodium oxalate that is found in rhubarb leaves to destroy CFCs. (The article didn't mention if the researches actually got the sodium oxalate from rhubarb leaves or not but did mention that is where it is found). 34


Rhubarb Plant

12.6 - Rhubarb Paper

Apparently the fiber in rhubarb is a nice additive to handmade papers. I have found several craft-folk selling or mentioning rhubarb-paper. Here is a sample from "BETH BAKER: Handmade Papers and Journals". 101

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Rhubarb Paper


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